See, Sasha seems to have some obsession with his shirts. This story, which is not much of a story, begins over the summer when Sasha decided to go running in Central Park. He told us, me and my brother, that he was going to run in Central Park. At first we didn't believe him, I mean by nature, we are pretty lazy kids, and thought Sasha was pretty lazy too. But run he did. And then, one day, Sasha sends us an email that says his shirt is coming off during running. My brother responded with an email from "Sasha's shirt" saying how Sasha's Shirt was finally happy to get rid of Sasha, who was holding him back, which is probably true. So Sasha began running, shirtless, like some idiot, in Central Park. It didn't, however, last long, as Sasha soon realized how stupid he was acting.

The story continues with an email I recieve today, about this new really cool "Member's Club" shirt. Now I do not know what defines a "Member's Club" shirt, but he is telling me how awsome it is, how he only paid one dollar, and how cool he looks wearing the shirt. Judge for yourselves.

Enough said. (My god will you look at that grin on his face?).