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The Riverdale Gang

So this one night, Reggie visits Archie at his house. Now you see, Archie has a date with Veronica to the school dance, but Reggie has a scheme to foil Archie's date. Reggie is carrying this big history book about names and casually mentions that the Andrews name is mentioned somewhere in the book. Archie gets all excited and borrows the book and spends a couple of hours looking for the mention of the Andrews name. Of course, meanwhile Reggie is at Veronica's waiting for Archie to be late so that he can take her to the dance, as he knows that Archie will probably be reading that book all night. However, once Archie realizes what is going on, he goes over to Veronica's and finds Reggie waiting outside. He tells Reggie that he found his name and such and he understands what Reggie was really trying to do and that he doesn't care how many times it mentions that his family is royalty. On hearing this Reggie gets really excited and starts reading the book, missing the dance.

Late at night, I've been making these amazing Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwidches. Using modern assembly line strategies, I can pop out like 4 sandwidches in a matter of minutes. I also drink HUGE cups of milk while I eat them. Now you know why I haven't been posting much.

1 Comment
jon flombaum 2003-07-31
avi, i dont know what to say. you put a smile on my face every time i hear from you and every time you post.