Laugh At This:
theflom: I would KILL for an apple
GotaNewHottie: yeah, i really need to go on a diet
theflom: The only real good drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
GotaNewHottie: i've gained 5 pounds
theflom: Im going to go running tommorow
theflom: You still look great to me!
GotaNewHottie: how would you know!
GotaNewHottie: you lie!
theflom: What was I suppose to say?
theflom: You've probably got more ass than assfrica?