It has come to my attention that I am missing one key component to the greatest summer of all time. That key component is not friends, sex, great sex, a lot of sex, sex, safe sex, sex, movies, booze, drugs, sex, it isnt any of those really important things, which are important, but you know what is missing? You want to know what is missing from my summer? It is a plan. Currently, for since I returned from new york a couple of weeks ago, I have been working a couple of hours a day on this website, and jacking around the rest. Playing Counter-Strike (I have become quite good at that), watching sienfeld, you know, the really nice and simple things to do. And when my trip went all wrong today, I still managed to have a good time. I called my mom on the way to this camp ground (where we were going on our trip) to tell her Happy Father's day, and she asked me where I was, and I said on my way to go camping. She replied, quite intiutively I may add, on your way back? And I said no, way there, and she said in some misunderstood voice, "Way there?! It is 3 in the afternoon!" She is right. What kind of camping plan was that? Of course it was a bust! Readers, I need a plan. I need fun things to do, and I have to take pride in doing them. Celebrating nothing is not something that can just occur spontaunously without effort, you have to work at something, let it happen, and then take pride and simcha in the celebration of its ending. So I am making a plan. A new summer Avi has been born today! A productive, an effiecently lazy person and by god, I'm gonna do nothing, I'm gonna do the BEST nothing possible.