Many times in my life I wondered where my/our equivalents exist. And what do I mean? Picture this: I am a drunk 19 year old male on a friday night in college town Madison WI. I've just seen The Hotchick with a hot chick who then leaves me to have drinks with her future husband. Now, I'm drunk and well, drunk Avi isn't as much fun as Bad Ass avi. So I need my equivalent because no one else in the world will understand, except for my exact equivalent, the girl, who hung out and saw Mr. Right with Mr. Right who then left her to have drinks with the Hot Chick. Where is she? Certainly of all the people in madison, there must be that person, right?

I think that despite my best efforts at living a happy perpetually single life of sex and more sex and more partners who are all happy to have sex with a neroutic jewish adult who vows on first dates to never date, will come to a short halt. You see, the world can break you. The world has social conventions, marriage, jobs, things like that and everyone just follows it and if you want to live your own life, you are going to do it alone. And that is fine with me so i guess the world won't break me.

I am going to take a trip to/at Devil's Lake tommorow. It should be really fun. The usual cast will be there. George (Josh), Jerry (Me), Kramer (Shambo), Elaine (Jayme), and Newman (Jesus). That is a private joke. See me and my summer friends happen to fit in nicely to the seinfeld cast. I'm jerry, shambo, my roommate is kramer, for obvious reasons, Josh is George...well you get it. I just felt like posting, I know I am scratching the bottom of the barrel with this post (what does that quote mean anyway?) Anyway, this week is going to be SUPER productive.