The coffee shop girl at the coffee shop closest to my apt hit on me tonight. And I know it is cliched, posting about girls hitting on me, but listen to this one, it is funny. So I walk in, and she is training someone new, and I say, because I'm a regular, Oh is he new? She says yes, I say, okay. And then she said, its a bit late (11pm) to order an extra large coffee. I said I have to write this essay, and she said, on what? Now I quickly thought of the best possible answer. Crime and Punishment and the Antirchrist. She responds with, oh I love nitzche (which is how I knew she is hitting on me, because who has that strong of a sentiment on nitzche?) She says what about them? And I said something about the man of conviction, and what not, but she was like oh that sounds so interesting. And then well you know, I talked a bit more, said goodnight and she responded with see you in the morning. We practically already slept together because there was a good night and a hint to I'll see you in the monring, get it? Yeh you get it. Whose the mother fucking pimp, ME! Man everyone is going to hate this post, but so what, cause im gonna hit it with the coffee shop girl.