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oh yeh
Now I'm Artsy Wordy and Dorky

Go Ahead

Yeh, I know what you are all thinking. And isn't the fact that I respond to that postmodern or something? I mean you are all wondering, well that flaky Avi Flombaum and his website, totaly unreliable, pointless, meaningless even, why do I check futily everyday for the updates I know are never going to be posted? I've been waiting for pictures from israel for a month! I've tried downloading the Senior Play Production of Casablanca for a year! Where are these gems? You dedicated readers deserve the truth. Computers and me rarely get along and between difficulties obtaining working computer parts and getting computers confiscated, I don't have a lot of time to update. And also, my life, it's a living. Drinking, Smoking, Cooking, Cleaning, Entertaining, Sexing, that takes work. And work takes time, which leaves me no time, for my precious site. I think that rhymes. I love you all, but I have to watch the Family Guy with The Voice of Your Generation

6 Comments
Michal 2003-03-25
i already told you i cant find the CD with the Israel pictures. Get over it.
Dahlia 2003-03-25
Just suck it up and let us buy the damn Casablanca tapes like you were supposed to. Also, I'm very proud of myself, I took the most beautiful picture of Israel ever, impressively enough since I was drunk-rainbow over the old city
Avi 2003-03-25
I cannot let you guys just buy the senior play. When I am famous, it may leak to the press and then where will I be?
savage 2003-03-25
yeah i want the fucking tapes too. and i hope you and the Voice are having a blast. i miss you guys.
Annie 2003-03-25
Thats crap. you're are online all the time, online with no computer access? Now thats postmodern.
Avi 2003-03-25
Annie,<br> This is postmodern. I can be online, my computer can be running, but I may not actually be there to utilize it.<P>Savage,<br>You fucking know it. I miss you too.