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Ketem Hapri

I'm wearing a white T-Shirt. I have been wearing white tshirts a lot. I have reasons. One, I think it looks cool. Two, I think the idea of only wearing white tshirts is cool. Three, I feel like it is a cool abnormality. Four, I think it is a cool thing for writers to do something weird that is habitual, like heroin. Five, white tshirts are easy to clean. Six, since I'm wearing the same thing every day, picking out outfits is easy. Ten, um, Seven, hmm seven, James Dean did it and he was cool. Dahlia (aka Kodo The Mighty Raptor) says that she read in the New Yorker that I am going to be the next James Dean. The white tshrit I am currently wearing - the same one from last night - says "TOGA." I was at a toga party last night. It also says "I Love Steph - 608-xxx-xxxx." If anyone knows who steph is, please let me know. Shit it has been awhile since my last post.

What have I been doing? I've had a lot of computer problems - ATI has the shittest drivers ever and ASUS offers no support. My vidcard isn't working.

I actually took out a story I've been working on for awhile in order to finish it. I am going to finish it today. Maybe.

Man I've got nothing to say right now, you will all be okay waiting till later. The white tshirt thing was good enough.

9 Comments
Anonymous 2003-02-16
Now, are these like Hanes undershirts or are they special white t-shirt?
Avi 2003-02-16
Hanes or Special, they didn't stand me up for the Toga Party I invited them to.
Anonymous 2003-02-17
Hey, don't be so angry about that. I just really didn't feel like it (I've got a lot going on right now and don't really feel like partying). I will make it up to you.
Adam Walters 2003-02-17
Hey avi....finally decided to join this website instead of just reading it. Anyway, about Steph....all i could tell you is she signed me, an drew circles around my nipple. And about the computer, maybe it just sucks
Avi 2003-02-17
That's really nice Adam Walters, if that is your real name. Who the hell are you?
Adam Walters 2003-02-17
About the james dean comparison....it's close, but he doesn't have any spikes, so you're more of a badass, hence, cooler
Avi 2003-02-17
Adam - whom ever he is - raises a very valid point. I am cooler than James Dean. Those fuckheads at the New Yorker don't even know.
Anonymous 2003-02-17
There is no one on this planet cooler than James Dean was. You're going to have to accept this limitation.
Avi 2003-02-17
You're incorrect. Try again.