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Take Me And Dry The Rain

I'm sure we could find the last time I did this on the site, searching the archives. I switched to tea again. I like Earl Gray with Milk and Honey. I've got a cold and it just really helps. And I quit smoking. It isn't easy (probably cause the only missed ciggerettes was last nights and this mornings so far...). Tea and not smoking, thats how I'm gonna beat this fucking cold. I love making away messages. LOVE IT. Cause I get to be so funny. And I mean people are devestated when they IM me and I'm not there. So it is important to have a funny away message. Someone once, well they got the "I'm away from my computer" message once with me, and yeh, they killed themselves. At least in that story, they made their away message "I've killed myself" first, which is, to say the least, comforting. My away message right now is "I'm just a small town girl out and about in the big city." No one is killing themselves with that, I'm fucking saving lives. Another good away message is the music quote. Ex. "Baby be good, do what you should, you know it will be alright. Na eeenewee wee nenee." (note bene - notice the included guitar solo). When I IM someone and get a music quote, I get excited cause most of the time all I wanted to say was "Dude the velvet underground is soooo amazing!" And when the away message is their song, I mean well, the conversation could just happily end right there. With Aol Instant Messenger you can even insert the person's name into your away message dynamically. I was writing a paper and could not be bothered, and our good friend Sasha IM'd me and my away message said, "Sasha, don't be fucking my shit up." And he goes, "I'm not, I'm not. Thanks for writing me into your away message dude, I love you." I never told him that his name was just a %n. Umm good tea.

13 Comments
Avi 2003-02-10
<img src="http://www.flombaum.com/pictures/dailydose/34235.gif"><p>That is the buddy icon I now have, that my sister thought was soo cool she stole from me. She is a little biatch. Oh and look at this clever joke I made up. What does snoop dog use in his laundry? Bliatch.
Michal 2003-02-10
Hi everyone. My brother, Avi, is a loser. A really big loser. 1st of all that is my buddy icon and i told avi where to get it. 2nd i told avi that joke and it was made up by Frans Mernick, one of MY friends. 3rd of all, Avi would have never even seen the towelie south park episode if it werent for me. I told him and Jon about it and I downloaded it. Not Avi. Avi is a loser. I rule all. Thank you.
Michal 2003-02-10
Oh and i am not a biatch.
Avi 2003-02-10
listen to my whinny biatch of a sister, making shit up and fucking up my groove.
Michal 2003-02-10
Last time I checked, losers didnt have a groove. BURN
Avi 2003-02-10
I was in Steep and Brew, it is the coffee shop outside my door, getting some more tea. A regular must have walked in cause everyone was saying hi. This guy sucked. He was wearing a leather jacket and aviator sunglasses, and when the server said, how are you? He said I'm fantastic. She started giggiling. He order some sort of ice'd expresso (iced in the winter?). So then she asked me if she could help me, I said, "I too, am fantastic." But she looked at me blankely.
Adam Holt 2003-02-10
Haha. That's all I got.
Annie 2003-02-10
to both avi and michal, I am so sorry to disappoint both of you, but I heard the bliatch one a long time ago from a nice girl named ssia. I assume she did not make it up either.
Demosthenes 2003-02-11
I was wondering if any of the Uw madison readers of the site can advise me as to which residence hall i should apply for. Im not sure if im going to enroll yet but i need to send in the housing reservation by feb. 28. Thanks alot people.
Avi 2003-02-11
Zev, You want to live in Bradley Hall.
Anonymous 2003-02-11
Hell no, not Bradley. Sellery is good and Witte, but don't do Ogg (that one's ghetto as hell)
Avi 2003-02-17
Your Ghetto as hell.
Avi 2003-02-17
Your Ghetto as hell.