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Teen XXX

Guess what? When searching for "Teen XXX", I found that I myself, am Teen XXX. In Google, when you search for Teen XXX you get This.Now look at #8. It's me!!! I have been proclaimed into the world of illegal porn! Which then makes me think, WHO ARE MY READERS?! You sickos!? What are you looking for here? Me naked? Porn? Cause that aint what I be selling. This is quality reading material, vinnettes into the life of a boy, just trying to be damn cool. And you're trying to exploit me, make me into PORN. Worse, TEEN PORN. Almost half of my readers come from that stupid Google Query. Well sorry to dissapoint you all, I write for me. Not to get naked, not even to let my viewers see me naked. I WRITE FOR ME (and to get laid, but that's for me too). So if you don't like what you see here, if you don't like me, get a lawyer. But I won't change. Not for you, not for you, and not for Teen XXX. Sorry. That's just the kind of writer I am. I've got intergrity. INTEGRITY I TELL YOU!! SO never, never will I sell myself to relentless Google Queries, no matter how many naked pictures you freaks send me.

Anyway...Intern Becky and I hung out this weekend. I will tell you who Intern Becky is and what we did, but not at 1:15 in the morning. But everyone should know, she is really cool. She found this site from Teen XXX too.

4 Comments
savage 2002-11-06
the fucking republicans won avi, and you know what that means: as your site is now considered pornography, pretty soon we will no longer be able to visit it. Anyhow, it's mad late and I'm mad pissed off - this country is made up of morons, wanting the fucking republicans to run the world. To be honest, I'm a little scared. Fuck it. We can always move to Canada... Wait, Canada sucks... We can always move to Cuba.
Avi 2002-11-06
Yeh the Republican's have the house and senate. It is sad. I however, did not vote. I mock my pithy democratic responsibilities. In other news, Abortion has been linked to Al Queda as "United States RULES!" Bill (H.R & S. 1560) is passed by House and Senate.
Kyle 2002-11-06
I found your site through Uber, which just might be the complete antithesis of "Teen XXX".
Avi 2002-11-06
How did you find my site via Uber? I never posted anything on Uber.