In reports from the Kremlin, the top secret "Terrorist Poison Gas" - a highly deadly poison gas that targets only terrorists - first use is a complete success. President Bush has congratulated the Russian Government for the ground breaking development and commended president putin for fighting the war against terrorists. On saturday, after a grueling 58 hours of negotiations with the terrorist, the russians pumped the experimental "anti-terrorist" gas into the building killing all the terrorists, including 112 alleged civilan terrorists who happened to be in the theatre that night. "Since the gas only kills terrorits," Chief Medical Examiner of Moscow said in a statement on monday, "and these 112 over here have died because of the gas, they must have been terrorirsts too." A big party was thrown this afternoon in Moscow to celebrate the step foward agaisnt terrorists. "You win some you loose some," Putin commented when asked about the other 300 or so hostages in the building.

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