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Where Do the Highschool Girls Hang Out?

So my essay kicked ass. Kicked ass. I got a migraine today but got rid of it by a homegrown remedy (hehe). I have my german midterm tommorow, im studying. Oh speaking of german a funny thing did happen. Remember how I mentiond that the only thing I could say was my cat has green eyes. That was the example I used on the website. Well monday in class, the teacher asked me a question about saying my Cat has green eyes. Think he read the site? Adam, if you read my site, just let me know. Well who knows. Okay, so Paul Auster totaly bailed on the interview and rescheduled for tommorow at 2:30. Sucks. Nick Marx, the arts editor at the Badger Herald is really cool. We hung out for an hour. Then I had that annoying ILS 200 lecturer and we talked more about Vietnam, how stupid Johnson was, how history wasn't used correctly, but still nothing was mentioned about what happened to the Vietnamese and I guess that's okay seeing as his point seems to be more about "Why and How America Fucked Up?" which is okay. Professor Warner seems to be the inspiration of Walter Socheck in the Big Lebowski. He keeps on talking about people dying face down in the muck. Really. Anyway...Here's Love Post #3

Dedicated To Big Gay Al

Stone. There is no story behind this girl, she's just the absolutely most enticing girl. Others could probably philosophize her appeal - big boobs, shaking her ass, the simple fact, as reported by Zev, that if you follow her around school with a camera the viewer would believe she was sleeping with everyone. She whispers private jokes into people's ears, smiles, giggles, stretches in public. The all time best smelling hair. I don't think I ever "liked" her persay, but man did she turn me on. Between the rumors about her, the lowcut shirts, dance recitals, and her boobs, I mean she was hot. I think there were hotter, but she tried and was good at what she did, I have to give that props. Hehe, I said Props. I feel like John Cusak in High Fidelity.

I watched Kissing Jessica Stien today, it was suprisingly good.

6 Comments
Gross. 2002-10-09
i would like to express my appreciation for avi once again making his site so thoroughly entertaining. these new love/lust interest bits of old are wonderfully refreshing after a hard day of rowing.
Caroline 2002-10-09
So how many girls are we going through here avi? but Ilana was a good choice - Kissing Jessica Stien was very good - no i am not a lesbian contrary to all the rumors
Avi 2002-10-09
As many as I can write something about.
Ben 2002-10-09
Dude you so liked her when was it - sophomore or junior year. But it's nice to see you making the rounds of ramazians you had a thing for. When is it my turn? [that was for Ilana]
HARRY 2002-10-09
can we do are hardest not to forget freshman kate
Avi 2002-10-09
Im really happy so many people are commenting.