There is this girl in my dorm named Mei-Ling. She lives down the hall from me. She has a good taste in music, but still listens to dave matthews. She plays in a band and used to play in a jass band. She plays the bass. She is a jap, and by jap I mean jewish american princess, and by jewish american princess I mean norwegian and tiawanese. Her room is really nice and it seems to be the only place you can get cereal at all hours of the day and it is the only place I can do my homework. There is a posse always in Mei-Ling's room with such characters as Viviienne - who is also chinese - and Michelle, and Donna - whose the biggest racist son of a bitch I've ever met. She says that she hates 3/4 of all jews she meets. Lauren is what my mom would call a real shiksa. So anyway, back to mei-ling. Mei-Ling is dating my next door neighboor joe. Joe is really cool. I like joe. I can see down Mei-Ling's tangtop now cause she is haunched over her dictionary as she does her french homework. I am at her computer. Mei-Ling says her boobs are bouyant - that means capable of floating in water. Mei-Ling also enjoys comic book porn, partial to charlie brown having a boner from what I can tell. She has this awsome huge flat panel monitor Well that is all I know about Mei-Ling.

This is one of my favorite posts. I hope everyone gets the obvious message.