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The 400 Blows

September 02, 2002

I showed the 400 blows to my dorm last night. It was a great hit and I think some people really liked it, which is cool, doing my best to spread the cool. Anyway, that isnt really the point of this piece. Later in my room, during a conversation with some new friends, I proposed myself the following question after I made a statement in jest: "Have I just been trying to get laid all these years?" and more over, who isn't just trying to get laid? Well apparently my friends just arent interested, they said that when it happens, it happens, you just need the right girl, right situation, and you can't really control that kind of stuff. So I wonder what I've been doing, have I really just been tryting to get laid? I mean I haven't had the most successful relationships, I haven't really liked - loved - whatever - anyone for a very long time. And why have I been this way, which way, I guess I Just need to think about how I approach sex and girls, conclude what I want, and follow that, but I guess the question made me realize that I'm not doing what I thought was standard and perhaps I have something to learn from my new mid western friends, even though it isnt in the form of indie music, foriegn film, burritos, and some dope dance moves.

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Kodo 2002-09-02
What's wrong with spending your life trying to get laid?
Avi 2002-09-02
Nothing is wrong is it is who you are comfortable being. I don't know how comfortable I am spending a majority of my social time trying to get laid. Not everyones a slut like you dahlia.
Kyle 2002-09-03
1. You're 26 years old. You're lying in bed. The blue glow from a nearby streetlight is cut lengthwise by the blinds, playing tag with the twisting smoke from your cigarette. You've just concluded another session of bland, barely satisfying missionary-style sex with your girlfriend of five years, the Wisconsin farm girl you brought back to the city and dazzled with your upscale urban life. <P> "Why am I so restless?" you think to yourself. "Is it because I didn't spend enough time trying to get laid in college? Is it because I didn't try to open myself up to a wide array of sexual experiences before settling sown, and took the safe route instead? Do I even love this person? Come to think of it, I don't really like her hairstyle. And her wardrobe choices..." <P> I see this kind of thing all the time.<P> 2. Beefcake? I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Avi 2002-09-03
Kyle won the "Which song lyric is this" contest and I sent him a <a href="../mains/clothing.asp">Flombaum Dot Com</a> T Shirt. Did you get the Shirt?