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Actually Not Feeling Well

I am not feeling well. I really want to write this daily dose but I am just not feeling well. So let me banter a bit and maybe I will get in the mood. The Pixies are awsome. I just saw my site on communicat 4 or something, man netscape sucks ass. This site is best viewed in a new browser, like internet explorer. That's a good browser in my opinion. I've always been a big MSFT supporter, I use ASP, I own 150 shares of them (which are doing nicely). The pixies are really good. I am excited for school. Ive got this terrible cold thingy going on, but I rested today, didnt go out tonight, so hopefully Ill be feeling better tommorow. After a conversation with erica I ate pints of haggan daaz ice cream. Which was awsome. Someone keeps on looking at this sketchy porn sites and now every like 2 minutes a porn site pops up. I think they downloaded some sort of porn spyware. Ill get rid of that in a bit. Yep. I am going to do so much awsome shopping when I get to wisconsin. Im not done packing, I think im waiting till my brother gets home from puerto rico. Well whatever. I want to write about grudges but I just dont have the strength. Night everyone

You know when you pick at your overgrown toenails with your fingernails? You break half of it off and then realize that the other half isn't ready to be broken off. And then you are stuck in the perdicament, half the toenail is off, the other half is on tight. You can't continue picking, although you really want to, as picking at your own toenails is like operating on yourself, you are your own tool, so you are left with this nail that gets caught on your socks and bends, ripping more nail off. Well what do you do in these situations? You can lean in and try biting it off. Or perhaps you try bending the broken nail back and forth, back and forth, hopping it will get dented and break off much like a coke can's cap. It's a tuff life these gray and dark times.

2 Comments
Ben 2002-08-22
Feel better, man. And by the way this is pretty good for a daily dose you don't feel well enough to write.
Aarika 2002-08-23
Life is like an overgrown toenail - you pretty much always have to lean in and gnaw. Wow, I really like that. I'm proud of me.