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The 100th Daily Dose

First a little site histroy. This is the 100th daily dose I have posted. Now I know I have missed some day and I rarely post shit on the weekend, but I thought everyone would like to know. Its like a milestone or something (actually I think the mildstone came yesterday when I recieved my 100th Oral Sex Donation from my good friend Caroline Born. Yes, she has sent me 100 Oral Sex Donations - of which I have cashed in none). Okay well enough site talk, back to the real stuff, Boobs.

I am at work. I showed up like 5 hours late because I was hungover from last night. Harry, Ami, Jon, oh a bunch of my friends went to our home away from home the west end and sat there from like 7-11. Then some riverdale kids came over to my house and we hung out and drove around, I looked at the hudson over some train tracks. Of course, being drunk and it was late, the scenic view inhabiting my mind, a profound thought hit me.

What if Time was not the independent variable everyone makes it out to be? I have always seen time as The X. Everything depends on it, distance, life, love, healing, How many times have you heard "its only a matter of TIME." Well no sir, I don't think Time is all that important, after all, its man made. I think the independent variable is Distance. Things are always moving right? Time exists because the earth is rotating the sun, its distance that creates time. And it works nicely in life too, the journey, and it isnt a matter of time until we die, its a matter of when we reach our end, like in any journey or race, it isnt how long it takes you, its how far you go. I actually really want to expand on this idea, that we are measuring our life in terms of the wrong things, like time and money, but I just don't know if I am in the mood to have a long rant where I will just repeat myself and philosophize endlessly, but I will, maybe in a story, it occured to me to add something like that in Star Gazing, because the female's roll in that story is a little weak. Well I will see. Until then...

Work is going well, I did some good things in the two hours I have been here and I am making a nice sum of pocket cash. I really want to work on the site more so expect some changes cause I am in the mood.

I am filming a student film that my friend jenny wrote. It will probably suck, but hey, it will be one of my first films, right? After that I am going to go to Erica's house and watch sex in the city, because its back to back wednesday's. I am going to leave for my therapist now, alex just instant messaged me, and I will probably stop at burritoville (MY FAVORITE BURRITO PLACE IN THE CITY) to have a burrito and talk to danny, the guy behind the counter, whom I really like. Yep thats it for now.

I am at erika's house, I was gonna write something but erika just got home, so I better go.

7 Comments
Ben 2002-05-16
Happy 100. It was pretty good, too; I guess it had to fit the occassion. The clones are coming, baby.
jonathan flombaum 2002-05-16
happy 100 dude. but i dont think time has to do with the earth moving. thats the unit that we use to measure time, not what it is. its independent. stop cutting me down. love, time
Avi 2002-05-16
Would there be a concept of time if we had not invented the unit? I mean is there such a thing as time - as there is distance - or is it just another man made illusion, like the incredible hulk, the penguin, and north dakota.
Gross. 2002-05-16
time, according to doctor berkowitz, is a quantification of our environment in order for us to dominate it. we need to express our dominance since were better than everything else. at least i am. and theres nothing illusional about the incredible hulk. ive seen him many times in comic books and comic books dont lie.
Kodo 2002-05-16
Congrats on the milestone. I always knew you'd achieve greatness. As a total sidepoint that has nothing to do with anything, I'd really really like to have children by Jimmy Fallon.
Sam Raymond 2002-05-16
Ben, everyone says it sucks royally. But, I'm sure there all lying.
Avi 2002-05-16
I was going to see clones today, but my mom wants me home and what not...fucking holidays are always interupting something, and that anti-semetic lucas, always scheduling a release when my people cannot see it? It isnt enough weve suffered for 5000 years, now we just want to watch the clone wars...but no...