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I Want to Be a Comedian

Erika and I went to the Underground, which is my favorite lowkey "we dont card anyone, just PLEASE come in" bar in new york. It resembles a bomb shelter. Some nights they have jazz, some nights the have comedy, tonight the had comedy. The first guy was 17, a senior in high school and I thought to myself, of course, hey I can do that, get up there and tell jokes, thats easy. Well I am going to. Stand Up New York, this comedy club I happen to hate, has an amatuer showcase almost every night 5-7, so I am going to book one for myself and bring the required 5-7 friends and tell some jokes. Who knows, this good be the start of something great, or this could just be a good way to waste my time and my friends money.

I got a parking ticket on monday - I paid it right away and have not told my parents, so please do not mention that to anyone, I mean I really do not think my parents check this site - ever. Well I was inverstigating the ticket while driving and my foot came off the brake and I hit some guy - just a tap (a car not a person). There was no visible damage, I gave him my insurance and begged him not to report it as there was no damage. Well he called today and wanted me to come meet him and give him cash for his estimate. I suspected he was trying to scam me and told my parents and gave the phone to my mom. She takes care of these things. I'll let you know what happens with that...the guy wont be calling here anymore, I know that.

I watched License to Kill today, the old james bond movie with Timothy Dalton, it was pretty good. I think I am going to watch Dr. No now. Yeh Ive been checking the Refer list for this site (that means the way people get to this site (what site they were at last). Apparently, searching for Electric Shaver, Oxy Pads, St. Annes Warehouse, Joe Strummer, Brooklyn, SEXIEST SINGLE MAN EVER, How to be very very cool, Tips for great love making and clever writing, and breathless on Google bring a visitor to my site. Thats pretty funky, how google works and all. Okay well that is it for tonight, goodnight everyone, have a nice weekend, I will keep you updated on the comedy thing, if it ever happens, which I don't see why it wouldn't. New York City is so god damn beautiful.

1 Comment
Kodo 2002-05-05
As an ever-supportive friend, I volunteer to come waste my money and watch you sound you like an ass. My brother performed there when he was 17. It would seem that their standards are not that high.