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i think i speak for everyone when i say that ive had it up to here, and by here i mean the top of my head, with avis swearing. its uncalled for and unneeded. he has the mouth of a trucker but due his size and stature, he does not, or should not be able to swear so freely. so every time he does, or anyone else does that i know, i want he or she to pay me a dolloar. or five. you decide.

I am going to make a special PG-13 section of the site just for my virgin friend gross. Tell me, how does the world look from your white silk sheets you fucking pussy?

I agree with Gross. Frequent and purposeless profanity is the crutch of the of the miniscule mind, which cannot make its point without invoking the taboos of our society in order to provoke a cheap and insincere laugh. I am reminded of the seedy comedy club, during which a young man or woman is attempting to provoke laughter from the audience, which is the prerequisite to being able to remain on stage. As a result, when the would-be comedian has begun to fail to amuse, he is forced to resort to a long string of cuss words, which invokes a laugh from the audience for the first few words but becomes extremely tedious within ten seconds. Avi is no different. His April 9 Daily Dose invoked laughter from nearly everyone who read it, except in most cases it was a sad and pitiful sort of laughter. The second time around, however, Avi did not even achieve that. He is no a lowly stand-up comedian who is so desperately attempting to prevent that little red light from going off and forcing him off the stage that he does not even realize that the audience has already left. In short, Avi is stupid.

The Semicolon can be used nicely in any writing. It adds a bit of flavor to essays. Salt can be added to soup when taste is dull. Choclate syrup is a topping to icecream. Cursing, because of whatever social conventions, evokes certain feelings, it is part of language and can be used. I have cursed 19 times in my daily doses - out of 90. Many of these curses were not the subject of the daily dose, as opposed to that april 9th post and yesterdays. Now, this "journal" I have come to realize is somewhat of a performance art, I write to you an entry and you are entertained, the cursing has little to do with it. However, I still need to express what I am feeling even though I cannot sometimes because of privacy and respect to the people involved. When this is the case I curse instead, it represents how I am feeling. Now, interpret - <i>This is</i> <b>fuck</b>. Three words. Three questions: What is? Why is? and What does fuck represent, in terms of feelings. Answers: The senior play is really getting me down because people are making it very difficult. No one is helping me feel good about a play that I have worked very hard on. It is a good play, it is fun, entertaining, it has great music, the acting is good and I am excited to see how it comes out, however, I seem to be the only one with these sentiments. There is absolutely no reason not to have these feelings for the play, everyone involved has worked very hard on it and I am sick of them coming into this with this terrible attitude. So that is fuck. Still I cannot mention names and really go into descriptive events that make me all the more ticked off. Because I cannot really explain it, I just substitute the curse and a short explanation. As for you Mr. Jones, as I know your identity - and you are sitting right next ot me as I write this; no worries I will not reveal it, you are a narrow minded twit. How can you claim to be intelligent when your world view is the size of Raymond's left testicle?

If Raymond has a "left" testicle, that implies he has a "right" one. This is patently untrue, as he has neither.

Can we please not talk about Raymond's left testicle? Or any testicle? PLEASE??!! oh, and I happen to be very excited for the play Avi.