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Alex's Daily Dose

11:00 PM
Hi. I'm somewhat new to this. I don't have the eloquence of Avi's humor, or the confidence of his dimples, but I do have control of his computer at the moment, and that will have to do.
11:39 PM
We just got back from a quick drive around Riverdale. Avi once again helped me slow down. It was just two guys in a Ford Explorer, windows down, talking and enjoying a moment. My head's rarely clear unless I'm with Avi. Then again, you might expect that, even if you don't know him personally, from this website. He's a good guy.
On a lighter note, he just gave me this perfect crumb-topped Entenmann's donut. This is perhaps God's greatest gift to man.
Avi just began his nightly routine of situps. He used to make fun of me for that. Ironic, no?
Now he's telling me to try a plum. "They're really good." Now this might be true. But I'm willing to bet it stems from his obsession with William Carlos Williams, who wrote about plums and iceboxes in "This is Just to Say"--one of Avi's favorites. There's something about the word delicious that just makes it the best poem ever. Anyway, I'm probably boring the lighterhearted of those among you readers. But that's just the way I am: self-conscious about being too boring and boring at the same time. It's a problem. I'm working on it.
For everyone else who's working on something, good luck to you. I hope we all find eachother well soon enough, brave enough to admit that we all look for something.

7 Comments
Gross. 2002-03-14
now who is writing this if not avi? im confused. no name mentioned, no identity at all. but i will agree with this mystery writer that crumb topped entenmanns doughnuts are the best thing ever. and i do mean ever. well i want to know who i comment on if its not avi. so reveal yourself you boring bore.
Avi 2002-03-14
hey, if you look at the title you will see that my freind alex wrote this daily dose. Um one second, ill put a picture of him under it.
Avi 2002-03-15
Currently, alex is pimpin it on the phone. Just thought you all would like to know that.
Gross. 2002-03-15
though it may have said alex, not only did i not look at the title, but i could take it to mean any alex. not necessarily the one i have come to know and love throughout my high school career. but in any event, it has been cleared up now that isee who it is. its alex. OUR alex
Anonymous 2002-03-15
gross, you have to go to bed earlier.
Sam Raymond 2002-03-15
Alez, you suck. You don't make half as many spelling mistakes as Avi. If I have to read one more of your bad Daily Doses, I'm going to break my computer.
Avi 2002-06-01
Well this should test this