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Zippo Lighter

March 13, 2002

A New The Wit . Net!!!

Yeh, so today, I bought a really cool purple zippo lighter. You can see a pretty bad picture of it on the Other Section. I put up a few pictures tonight, and I put up a new chat conversation in the Writing section.

So yeh, remember that daily dose about how I want to live in austin, well dude, I REALLY WANT TO LIVE THERE. I mean its so damn cool, its like the indie hotspot. If I went there, I would be so damn cool. Sigh, I wonder if I am actually going to be able to become a writer, or a film something, or do something creative that makes me happy. I am so scared of ending up working in adverstising, selling my sould, slowly of course, to some terrible terrible proganda scheme to get little kids to start shooting heroin or something worse, like listening to Britney Spears. I need encouragement, I want everyone to submit a comment telling me why they like the site. Really. In fact, I am going to bold the last line. There I bolded the last line, now please, submit a comment telling me why you like the site, comment on my writing, tell me how to improve, what you think my strong points are, god damn, even submit comments to paraSITE telling me why I suck and such. I really need to know if im good, and if im not, thats just a bump in the road, I can get past it, Ill improve, ill work harder, ill have sex with more women - if I have to, but I need your help to do that. So comment. :-). Anyway...

new paragraph. Those pictures of my family are really cute, How awsome is my sister. And my mom always wears bathrobes around the house. My dad just didnt understand how I was going to be taking a picture (this hole computer thing is still very new to him).

God damn I think at this point I will do anything to get out of doing homework. I have this bible assignment due last week that I have not turned in yet. I should really do it tonight. I also have some senior play shit to work out. AHH!!! you know, you reach a point in life where the routine you are living makes you happy. Maybe not happy, but you are satisfied. This is not that routine. I am hardly satisfied. I want more. Ill get more, youll see. The things I am writing now I think are good, and fuck school. Man, okay, this was a decent daily dose, kinda random, but who cares? Right, goodnight everyone and remember

6 comments
6 Comments
Alex 2002-03-13
I love you man.
Alex 2002-03-13
Avi responded, privately, to my last comment that read "I love you man." He told me, in an embellished sarcasm, that it was puerile, infantile, and inane. Well, I told him that if he wanted intelligence, I would deliver intelligence. It is this endeavor that I am trying to realize presently, as you may note my subtle intimations of condescension and pretense. At this point in my comment I am forced to finally broach some matter of substance, which is proving to be quite difficult. God, I feel bad for the British.
Avi 2002-03-13
Alex's comment was clever, funny at times, and well spelled and punctuated. However, I never responded to him privately with any snide remarks about his last comment. I think he just <i>knew</i> it sucked.
Gross. 2002-03-13
i think we need a third party to reconcile Mr. Alex and Mr. Avi. i say avi- you have a wonderful site. keep up the good work. and alex- as long as your original comment was sincere and not a pathetic attempt at humor then i extol you. but i doubt its sincerity in that you felt it necessary to provide another comment full of big words like the british. but you forget- those british are backwards. we use little words, like "lot" and "and" and even an occasional "stirrup". the real people to feel bad about are those tajikistanese. god id hate to be called a tajikistani. thats why im proud to be an american. it sounds good. like "flabbergasted". but the point is that avi, keep up the good work and thewit kicks ass. love your writing- couldnt have done it better if i were lying on railroad tracks tied up with a train coming. god bless your eternal soul and may you never rot with me in hell.
Anonymous 2002-03-14
Avi, in all honesty, your site is cool and so are you. But that doesn't make your penis any larger.
Gross. 2002-03-14
im having chinese food for dinner. i loooooooooooooove those chinese with their funny food. like who was this general tsao?