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Find me a Prom Date.

WebCam!!!

The Wit Dot Net!!!

Well, it has come time to find me a prom date. And of course, as I have this incredible site, I have chosen to take the path less travelled by and make girls apply to be my prom date. As the banner above implies, this is a contest, and in order to win, you must be voted. Instructions on the contest appear on the contest pages, view the applications and the application page. They are pretty simple so I will run by the basics now. The application deadline is march 25th (probably) and the voting deadline is april 30th. Voting only begins once all applications are in. Yeh thats it.

Now do your part. In order for us, as in me and you, the reader, to have good, clever, funny, interesting, applications to vote for and read, we need funny, interesting, clever, witty, and extremely sexy girls to apply. So if you are not one of those, just find your freinds who are and tell them about how amazing I am and then of course they will want to apply. Tell people about this contest, I want it to work is my point. I've got a webcam and although the image quality leaves to be desired, you get a good sense of what I look like, so send them to this site if they want to see how amazingly attractive I am. Okay, I think that is enough about the contest. And lets not forget about the other incredible sections of this site.

Okay, so I took a driving lesson today, cause my roadtest is on monday...But see, my mom, she scheduled another one tommorow at six, when I am already suppose to be at two places, Play rehersals and Senior Play Auditions, at once. I cant cancel the appointment because I already paid. In short im going to the driving lesson and I am going to get yelled at. I have some ideas in the oven for some more fun stuff for this site, but give me feedback, it will make things funner. Okay Im out, I have some girls to give pleasure to and then some amazing parties to attend.

8 Comments
Gross. 2002-03-06
avi, your innovativeness is astounding. ive never seen such desparation exhibited in such a novel way. i commend you. and dont bother making any wise-ass remarks about my prom situation. this was a praise for you, not an insult. and as for senior play, i was told i get to dance. thats going to be fun.
Avi 2002-03-06
Gross. I am not desperate, im just givin all those fine honies who want to go to prom with me a fighting chance. I mean I cant choose between all of them. So this is fair for them, may the best chick win.
Gross. 2002-03-06
of course, my mistake avi. i forgot what a ladies man you are making them swoon whenever you walk by. not all of us have that special thing that makes everyone love us. that doesnt mean were not special though. im special.
Sam Raymond 2002-03-06
I'm sorry Gross, I don't want to see you dance. Yeah, I don't have that special thing that makes everyone love me, either. Here's a little quote I found: "If I fall off the wagon no one will know because I have no friends." That would have been my Purim message, if SOMEBODY hadn't screwed it up.
Avi 2002-03-06
Sam, your such an idiot.
Sam Raymond 2002-03-06
Hey, it's a good quote.
Sam Raymond 2002-03-07
I don't like this June person. "Asperication"? Who does she think she is, Avi? How many webpages does she have? I bet the answer is none.
Anonymous 2002-03-07
"honies?" "honies?" Avi- who are you? "honeys." If you're going to make your own applications for words, spell them correctly!