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I Got A Girl Freind, She Goes To Art School

WebCam!!!

I dont really have a girl freind who goes to art school, I was just listening to Stone Temple Pilots when I wrote this, and that song was playing, its a good song, I do that a lot, not listen to stone temple pilots, but just name daily doses by what song is playing or words are being sung when I am writing the title. Tangent.

Right, so, I got my new awsome red converse hi tops. I have been wearing them for like 4 days straight and plan to wear them for a while. The school play, not the one im directing thats the senior play, but the school play is going well, its in two weeks, I have a small role, but I am directing the senior play of Casablanca, how cool is that? Nothing else on the "Cool things im doing front"

Heres the thing, there are all these cool internet personalities living in Austin Texas. And they are throwing this awsome internet rockstar party on sunday, in texas, which makes it pretty inaccessible to me, despite my confirmed status of internet rockstar. Let me interupt. I am really thirsty, and I have drunk like an entire carton of OJ, well actually, since my mom stopped reading the cartons in the super market, its Orange Tangerine, but it taste the same. Despite drinking this entire carton, in the span of like 10 minutes, im still thirsty. Sucks, right? Ok Back to Austin, Im in new york, party is in austin, I feel unappreciated as an Internet Rockstar as no one is throwing me a party. Someone better do something to make me feel like an internet rockstar, or else I may do something drastic, like put up a naked picture of me on the site to get more people, especially young, really, hot, highschool girls, to come to the site.

God, well thats the end of this Daily Dose, hope it was thrilling to you. A girl grabbed my crotch today as a joke, so I grabbed her boob....as a joke.

9 Comments
Gross. 2002-03-04
avi- you are now publicly acknowledged as an internet rockstar. hell, youre the best internet rockstar ever. but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dont post a naked picture of you. ill be eternally grateful, as im sure every other breathing, living, seeing being will.
Avi 2002-03-04
Gross, I think you should survey the people, some want to see me naked. SOME? WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT, ALL, <U>ALL</U> WANT TO SEE ME NAKED.
Gross. 2002-03-05
avi, as much as i love you, im going to have to un-delude you from your belief that we all want to see you naked. granted, there may be a select few that enjoy such things, but the majority i think, myself included, beg you not to subject us to that. and i only do this for your own good mind you. as much as you are a people favorite, it is only when fully dressed- not in the buff.
andrea 2002-03-05
This isn't because of what I said, is it?
Avi 2002-03-05
Right, of course it is. However, I got screwed into staying late at school helping my freinds brainwash freshman. So I doubt the camera will go up tonight
Kodo 2002-03-05
As someone who's seen avi naked, i have to say, i'm a big proponent of the naked picture idea.
Kodo 2002-03-05
It's probably a good idea to say that I was kidding before. I know some sick people frequent this website. Don's worry Gross, I won't mention any names.
Kodo 2002-03-05
Also, it seems like a good idea to check for typos before i submit a comment.
Avi 2002-03-05
So you know, I have been very inspired but all the comments and responds I have gotten to the idea of me naked. I have decided to make a monetery investment and purchase a webcam that way you guys, my devoted fans, can appreciate me in my natural habitat, in the buff, in my room. Of course, I am sure you will all enjoy this.