First, some standard site stuff and then I have some awsome stories. Don't forget about The Wit Dot Net . Dont't forget to tell people about the site (both this and thewit) cause really, thats the only way people are going to hear about the site and such. And I want people to hear about it. I think thats all the site stuff. A new section is being launched sometime this week, its gonna make you laugh your ass off, so make sure to check back. I have so many ideas for the next Kansas o'Rogers, so make sure to stay tunned.

Ok so Saturday night I tried going to this Magnetic Fields concert. But it was 100% sold out so I could not get in. So I called my freind, David, and asked him what he was doing, as he had a car and was in the city. He said he was gonna go to the Hookah Bar. Hookah is like water tabbaco and a bong. Its decent. I prefer cigs though. Anyway, so I said Id hang with him, and we went to the bar had a couple of drinks, smoked some hookah, had some laughs, and then went to this party this riverdale kid was throwing on the upper west side. Right, so we are at the party and im having a good time and all. As always, I told everyone my name was Kansas and I was acting all supa cool, like Kansas would. So we were outside, oh wait, Riverdale, right that is a highschool in nYC. We are outside, me and a bunch of kids from random highschools around the city, smoking and talking. And this girl, Anna, is showing me her tattoo. I told her that me and my brother want to get a tattoo for the hebrew word brother. She asked me if I was 18, I said yeh. She said oh good, cause then you can do it legally. So I said yeh, are you 18. She said yeh. So I said oh good, cause now we can have sex....legally. She thought I was hysterical plus Im sure the fact that I told her my name was Kansas added to the attraction. We talked a bit more. (...) But then, I heard some shouting, and my freind David, who I went to the party with along with his freinds from Horressman, was looking for me. So I exited the room and saw like 30 kids in the hallway all shouting at eachother. These two kids I came with got into a fight with Riverdale kids over A football match. There was some pushing, someone threw a punch, a small fight broke out, a mirror was smashed, and the host of the party broke the fight up and kicked us out. Discouraged, we just went to my other freinds, Uri's dad office on park and 60th to chill and then we all slept there. Awsome night, and I think it makes a good story.

Right well thats about it, I hope everyone had as interesting a weekend as I had, and of course, I didnt do any of my work, but its still early, 4 o'clock sunday, sunday, so maybe ill finish it now.