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Now I'm Artsy Wordy and Dorky

You are Eighteen Year Old Girls.

I want to do something very funny with this post. I guess I'll pull out the big guns for this post. Just give me 2 minutes to make something. and I will come back and repost this correctly.

Okay, I really wanted to do something funny for this post, but I am so lazy and if I do this (what I am planning on doing) then I want it to be done correctly, and that takes some work. So I am going to postpone that. Give me 2 more minutes, let me see what I got for you guys. Nothing. Sorry. Okay, just really, this time, give me a few minutes to dig something good up, I must have content from somewhere that is really funny and clever I could post tonight. I have this really bad cough. Okay okay, here is a funny anecdote. I was at this comedy club in nyc called Upright Citizen Brigade and I was arguing with whomever I was with that I did infact resemble Harry Potter. The person did not believe me. So the way the show works is someone shouts out a topic and they deliever a monologue on that topic. So they asked for the topic and I shouted out, "Harry Potter." And then this women in the audience stands up and shouts, "Hey that kid looks like harry potter!." And then the people of UCB made fun of me for a little while, I tried being funny back, but I was too humbled to be witty about being made fun off...you know its hard sometimes.

anyway I thought that was a good story. I was lying on the king of poland today with mygirl and she was tickeling me. It was mucho fun. I love being tickeled.

I hate not being able to write. I think I have writers block. I wonder if you can have writers block. I am going to write something tonight. It will be very funny. I promise.

Being very bored and very not feeling well, I went on an online shopping spree. But since Im tighter then a virigin on prom night with money, it took me like two hours to spend $50. I bought the complete second season of sex and the city on DVD for 30$ and I got 50 cdrs for 20$. well anyway, I am going to bed night.

2 Comments
Avi 2002-02-21
Okay, no writer's block. I am just a) really lazy b) very sick (this cough is terrible and c) sooo tired. But look, while I have been slacking off on writing for this site, www.thewit.net is coming along very nicely.
Gross. 2002-02-21
everyone should write an article for thewit.net. it can be about absolutely anything, just make it at least slightly humorous and opinionated. just email it to me and if you need an idea you can also e mail me. if you want to be some of the first articles up, send them to me by next friday. and lets not forget to thank avi for this. yay avi.