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A super dupa daily dose

February 09, 2002

Mark with a K and not C wants this site to be about him, thats the only way he will look at it. Mark, you are a good freind. Happy? Assmunch.

This isnt really a supa dupa daily dose. I just wrote that to excite you. The only thing supa about it is this. SUPA. Anyway. I ate too much popcorn at the movies.

That was going to be the entire daily dose. But then I remebered that no one is commenting. So I am going to ask questions in order to involve you, the reader, who I have been trying to play it cool with, pretending like I don't really care about you, BUT I DO!!! You win! If you want me to take down the registration I will, I cave. But please, let me know you are reading the site. Tell me I am great. Call me stupid because you are jealous, I don't care, I NEED ATTENTION. So here is my last shot at getting a response with the registration thing.

The response questionare

  1. How great am I?

  2. How many children of mine would you have?

  3. God dam I am goodlooking.

  4. I am the cleverest man in a) your zip code b) your area code. c) you city d) your state e) FUCKING EVER.

  5. Explain how the third question is actually a question and not another sign of exactly how big my ego is?

Well thats it. Good night everyone.

4 comments
4 Comments
Gross. 2002-02-10
avi, you are by far the second greatest person ever. i dont think we need to explain who's number one. and i can't honestly say i'd have any of your children. and there is no way to read the third question as a question. there's no quesiton mark so it's impossible. and as for your cleverness, youre cleverer than a dead man will ever be.
Jesse Mermelstein 2002-02-10
Dear Avi, I strongly support the position taken by Michael Gross. It is really the truth beyond the faintest shadow of a doubt that next to Solomon Javitt, the all-time leader in the Student of the Week award, you are the greatest mortal ever to have walked the Earth. As for the child issue, I, too, would really prefer not to have any of them, unless they were really good-looking, female, and you'd promise not to get angry. The cleverest man in my area code is a man named Ed. How clever is Ed? Ed is so clever that when he was stoned with his friends in college, and they could only remember the names of six out of the seven dwarves, it was to Ed that they turned for help. ed answered, and, in his words, "they rejoiced as only stoned people can rejoice." And as a mark of their eternal gratitude, his freinds printed out some lapel pins that read: Just Ask Ed. No way is that a question.
Marc 2002-02-10
yo man, just aying hello. im going to read all your precious entries to catch up, But no, i dont need the site to be about me.
haha@aol.com 2002-02-10
avi, i wanna have your children, so (password). haha love haha