It is that time of day where the new Daily Dose gets posted [audience applause]. And here is your Host, the amazing, Avi Flombaum [audience applause and then raise in ovation]. Hello everyone!....Thats what should happen in your minds when you read the daily dose...but no...no one really cares.

Ive been feeling pretty lousy about myself, like everything I do is petty and stupid. So after I write the new Kansas O'Rogers and the new Sweeter Than The Rest, I am going to put those on hold for a week and I am going to try to write 3-4 pieces and I will be getting my work in progress book online. I hope you guys keep on reading the site, there has been a down surge in readers lately. Look, let's be honest, I am funny, I can write pretty well, you guys can read, you are intelligent - good sense of humer. Tell your freinds about how funny I am...tell them about the site. It will bring you closer and it will make me feel less meaningless. I dont ask much...Sign up for the mailing list, buy me a birthday present, have sex with me, tell your freinds about the site. That's it. This is the least demanding relationship in your life. So please, do the minimum. Goodnight, I have a math final. Hasta Manana.

p.s Avi Flombaum has left the building.