I hate it when girls call me, late saturday night, when im all cozy and demand that I come over to their house, all the way in the city, for another session of group sex. And yes, I know what you are thinking, "Oh Avi, your soo funny, but girls dont really call you." But I am serious, and like 3 girls just called me to demand I come over and have sex. But alas, I just could not get out of the house. Shit happens. Goodnight.