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Now I'm Artsy Wordy and Dorky

The Universes' Divine Plan to Screw Me

theflom:
I think im a better flirt then you

acutegirl: i just have to do my calc hw

theflom: and then we can hang out, is what you are saying?

acutegirl: no i have so much work, i'm sorry

theflom: I didnt want to hang out. I just didnt understand
why you said "I just have to do my calc hw" after
I said I am a better flirt then you. It seemed like there
was more meaning to the sentence - not just that you have
calc homework.

acutegirl: i would hang out if i could

theflom: ok

acutegirl: great response

theflom: I would love to make out also I just didnt expect
you to be so frank about it

theflom: type

theflom: typo

acutegirl: about what?

theflom: hehe...im funny.

acutegirl: frank about what

theflom: re-read the im and youll see whats funny.

acutegirl: about making out?

theflom: yeh...it was a joke

Sometimes, things just dont work out for me.